“Football is a game, the NFL is a business.”
That’s from “Hard Knocks” and it’s a great show. It’s inspiring to see people working hard, striving for excellence.

I can’t believe these commercials with the bears and the toilet paper. This one I saw this morning had the little bear with little pieces of toilet paper on his ass. I never thought it would be like this.

The Cowboys have a lot to live up to, there’s a lot of history in that town. They represent a storied organization, a lot of great players.

And there’s more dirty language on Tv now than I ever thought there would be. Dave Waite told me that there was a song on about a guy jizzing in his pants.

There were cougars on the front row last night. That word “cougars” is about the kindest thing that ever happened to that type of lady. It sounds much better than the words that normally come to mind to describe women like that.

If I was up that early working that hard, what couldn’t I do? I’m only in competition with myself.

I don’t understand how things can blink in and out of existence depending on whether or not I’m watching them.

There was also a blind woman in the second row with her husband. I was touched when I started talking about blind people and he said “hey.” I didn’t say anything wrong, but he was vigilant.

“Head and shoulders knees and toes.”

I guess the nudity years ago on “NYPD Blue” was pretty surprising at the time.

Dave Waite just did his set for “Live at Gotham” and I’m sure it’s going to be killer.

T.O. man, what’s with a guy like that? He is super talented. Then he’s also a showman. Wide receivers are like that more than any other position.

I had this image of Moe hanging out with Larry in the hospital after Larry had his stroke.

If I want to see something provocative, that’s what HBO is for. I can watch movies at the movies and see whatever. I kind of liked the days where tv had to be so clean.

These guys in the NFL are so strong and fast. Beyond belief. It’s the culmination of a life of hard work to get to that level. How can I ever take a nap?

Moe got emotional when he saw the crooked smile on Larry’s face for the first time. Heartbreaking.

I knew Dave was going to be successful, and this is of course only the beginning.

Wade Phillips has that white hair. Like Ted Knight. Ted Knight is the key actor in the movie “Caddyshack” more so that Chevy Chase or Bill Murray.

I started my set during the first show last night really clean and then for the last 15 minutes got kind of dirtier. It seemed to be well-received.

Ted Knight was actually a lot like his character in that movie. To hit it that perfect he had to be.

He probably slapped him a little softer after that, at least while he recovered.

He’s going to be a well-known comedian.

He was essential in Caddyshack.

He got his crooked smile slapped, gently now.

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