tips for surviving the holiday!
Could it be Thanksgiving already?
The answer, believe it or not is “yes, it can.”
Here are some tips for surviving the holiday!
1. If you’re still reading, what the fuck is wrong with you? What “survival” is actually at play here? I mean, what’s supposed to be so stressful about visiting with family and loved ones?
2. What kind of spoiled asshole country is this? We’re getting together with the people we know best, friends and family (for exactly one day!) and while we do it, we’re eating ourselves into a coma with nothing but the most delicious foods, the sweetest desserts, playing games having fun.
3. And what do we do? Complain about what a hassle it is?
4. People in shittier countries will never have a meal so good.
5. But then again, yeah, it kind of sucks.
6. Just ironic that the day for gratitude is met with such a shit attitude, know what I mean?
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