I can’t believe this guy missed that kick

What the fuck?! He really pulled that kick to the left!
haha, boy he must feel like a real asshole. I mean, he totally blew it. He could’ve been a hero, but instead he’s a total loser. It all was riding on whether or not he kicked that ball between the uprights, and that was the one thing he needed to do. But he fucked. Up. Period. haha, what a fucking loser.

This is his job, after all. This is what he does for a living. Kicking is his specialty. Kicking it. That’s all they ask, just kick it and kick it right. But he didn’t kick it right, he kicked it left. WAY to the fucking left!! HA! Damn! He missed the net!!! I mean, he kicked it so far to the left, he missed the net!! I’ve never seen that before. And no one had a hand on it, that was all him.

Boy, what a fucking jackass. The snap was perfect, the hold was perfect, his timing looked fine. Snap, hold, step, kick and (fart sound). What? What the fuck was that? That was the kick?

The coach didn’t even ice him. He let him kick it the first time. What a great read! He knew. That must really add to it, the opposing coach took one look at you and said “He’ll miss it. Let him kick.” Ha, wow.

You know, I’ve probably seen a few thousand field goal attempts. This was the sorriest one I’ve ever seen, and that’s saying something. If field goal kicking was a special Olympic event (and, for all I know, it is) well…you can see the analogy I’m making. It’s an insult to retards to take that analogy any further.

It’s not like anyone’s asking you to throw a touchdown pass or anything. NO, heaven’s no. You could never do that. Those can actually be tough, I mean, that’s why it’s worth TWICE what a field goal is worth. Just kick. And not directly into the stands at your left. Kick it forward. Idiot.

Ha, did you see that? What a shitty kick. Fuck.

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